Pelagos Legacy 1.2
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I DID NOT FORGET ABOUT MY LEGACY I just. Had winter happen to me. But my adorable saucy fish girl and her wife's tale continues!
Haha yeah I still... had cinematics turned on... BUT LOOK AREN'T THEY CUTE
... wait a minute, is that a cloud of stink? >:/
Mina: SNRFLGRBL
Ms. Witchypants: So how about your lady love's kissing. It's just magical, isn't it? ;D
Fran: She certainly is bewitching! 8D
Mina: I, uh, eheheh. D:
It was not the best plan to invite Spikes McGothington to the wedding. He promptly got drunk on beer and started picking a fight.
Spikes: Heheh, lookitchoo! Looks like Whatsherface landed herself a WHALE!
Mina: Uuuuh, little help here, witch friend?
Witchypants: Huh, what? Oh, your wedding present, right.
Makoto: You're going doooown
Witchypants: KA-BLAM! Yer a witch, Mina!
Mina: Yesssss
Spikes: oh shit *books it*
The rest of the wedding winds down in peace.
Post-wedding makeover!
Pelagos Theater presents Adventures in Being Inappropriately Dressed Part 1: Walking the Dog in Winter.
(Oh, by the way, they adopted a dog. This is Obadiah.)
Mina: Now that I have a wife, I never have to do my own dishes again! MWA HA HA HA.
So long as you bring something to the table, Mina.
Mina: Yeah, sure.
Mina: Hey babe, want me contribute to the household by warming you up? ;)
Fran: This was totally worth sunbathing in winter and nearly dying of frostbite for! 8D
(Adventures in Being Inappropriately Dressed Part 2: Sunbathing in Winter.)
Chimes sound - Mina contributed more than just warmth. >_>
Marital peace does not last long, though - they get burglarized twice. The second time the thief shows up, Mina is lying in wait for him.
Burglar: HELP
Mina: Help you COUGH UP THE STUFF YOU STOLE FROM ME?? SURE. >8[
Fran, from the kitchen: Leave something for the cops to arrest!
Police Alien: Uuuuh, ma'am?
Fran: Hey, it's your job now. I'm 9 months pregnant and I'm going the hell to bed.
Burglar: SHE'S A MADWOMAN
Mina: MFRLGRB!
Burglar: AND SHE JUST BIT MY HAND! HELP! RABIES! MURDER!
Mina: HAW!
Police Alien: Mind if I have a go?
Burglar: Wait what
Burglar: HALP
Burglar: NOWHERE IS SAFE
Apparently he froze them in time to make his escape, because Mina and the cop stand there staring blankly for a while before the cop turns on his heel and leaves.
The next morning, Fran pops her sprog!
Fran: I made this. :>
The kiddo is dubbed Minuet.
Mina: N'aaaaw, lookit this little flounder! Hey kid, hey, I'm your other mom! I'm awesome, huh?
Minuet: Please get the scary lady away from me
Mina: Okay, no longer cute, into the crib you go.
Octopus lady: *looks on, aghast at Minuet's cuteness*
Now that Minuet is born, they need to expand, therefore...
HOUSE MAKEOVER MONTAAAAGE
They also OH GOD WHAT IS THAT THING.
Waldo: Hi.
Obadiah: I think it's a marshmallow?
It turns out I'd downloaded some pet breeds a long time ago and had never taken them out of my downloads. This exceptionally bizarre looking cat - 'Mr. Pineapple' - was one of them. Naturally, Mina had to adopt him.
Waldo: I shall guard this human dumpling with my life.
Mina: Bwahahaha! Mine is an evil plan!
Fran: What is it this time?
Mina: SMOOCHES!
Fran: So your cunning plan is to get me to fertilize your eggs, huh? ;)
Mina: Heheheh
*chimes*
Adventures in Being Inappropriately Dressed Part 3: Grocery Shopping.
Ghostly Ghostington: Thanks, have a nice day, please put a shirt on next time!
Minuet grows up, and the training begins.
Mina: Come on, kid, say it, who's your favorite mama? Saaaay iiiiit
Minuet: >:(
Mina: Oh shell, come onnnnn
Mina: Just for that, I'm not making the PT face. EVER.
Minuet: *is adorable*
Minuet: Mama!
Waldo: *longsuffering sigh*
Mina spends a loooot of time in her underwear.
Mina: I'm as big as a freakin' whale. ... and I LOVE IT! 8D
Mina: OKAY MAYBE NOT WHAT IN COD'S NAME IS HAPPENING TO MY NETHERS
Mina: ... Oh! Heeey, aren't you just the cutest little--
Mina: A KITTY! Who's the best, cutest, fluffiest abomination of a kitty? 8D
Waldo: Uh, monkey, I think you forgot something...
Minuet: ... a tiny me!
Fran: Mina, I need to have a word with you!
Mina: Who's the best fluffy monsterkitty in the whole wide world?!
Mother of the year, right there.
Fran names the newest dumpling Mezzo before going to have a word with Mina.
Mina: You want words, babe? Work your magic on me.
You just had a kid literally two hours ago you CAN'T BE SERIOUS
*baby chimes*
arrrgh
Mina: BLAARRGH
Mina throws up five times the next day and every time I yell at the screen IT SERVES YOU RIGHT.
The good mom takes her duties seriously.
Mina: I HEARD THAT
While Mina is busy trying not to die from vomiting, Mezzo grows up and-- oh. Oh dear. It looks like hse got mostly Mina's genetics, and Mina does not make an attractive child. sorry, Mezzo.
Mina: This suuuuucks
Don't worry, Mina, you won't be pregnant forever... just until the next update!
Next time: Lots of growing up, and Mina and Fran finally get some time away from the kids.
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Date: 2015-05-07 11:31 pm (UTC)oh god the cat. OH GOD MEZZO. minuet is absolute cuteness but MEZZO'S FACE OH MY GOD.
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Date: 2015-05-07 11:54 pm (UTC)Poor Mezzo! She is *definitely* the ugly child of this generation, especially compared to her siblings. She grows into her features -as a teen she looks a lot like Mina and is pretty cute - but man. She has ugly duckling syndrome hardcore.
Minuet, otoh, only gets prettier as they get older. 8)
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Date: 2016-04-16 03:12 pm (UTC)